If I could write well...

this is what I would chronicle! A friend of mine forwarded this eBay auction to me. I'm still getting chuckles from the story behind the auction.

Hope you enjoy today!
"Every survival kit should include a sense of humor." — Author Unknown
edited *Dawn [writer of the ebay auction] has a blog, thanks Amber for the info!

My life in pictures

Gailey reunion:
Sloan's the youngest, and judging from the size of his thighs, the best-fed ;) Zachary, the 4th of 5. He was working on crawling, and got some pointers from his cousins. Carson will be one in Oct; he's the 3rd of 5. He's got the cutest grin! Myles will be one in Sept. but he's the smallest of the 5. It's all good, he'll be the toughest ;) Saxon's the oldest- he just turned one. Tried to get all 5 boys in the tub; got several complaints. Still, cute naked baby pictures! An attempt to get Grandpa with all his grandkids- 10, 5 babies. Several protests were logged. These signs were everywhere- must be a chain? Although I wonder why anybody would *choose* to put this sign on their store... This sign, on the side of the livestock truck, sounds made up [there really is a town in Idaho named Wilder, though] And, there was another sign on the back: Caution- these squirrels collect nuts. A sign that should have been on our vehicle: little rabbit smiling with these words: I don't listen well.

At the concert: Myles and Luke; when you're small, making friends is simple. "Hey, you're a baby- wow! So am I!" And it's on to stealing each others' toys and comparing the grass they pull up from the lawn. Haley and Morgen- they took 5 minutes to make friends, and hung out the whole concert.

These are the not-quite-one-week-old puppies Cali had. 5 boys, 2 girls. They squeak :)

Pictures soon

Trip to Oregon was exhausting and fun. Myles [who was getting a tooth] woke up at either 3am, 4am, or 5am each morning, wanting love and attention. Lucky for the rest of our relatives that we were sleeping in the motor home and far away from the cabin! BTW, of the 5 baby boy cousins, Myles is the smallest and has the least amount of teeth. Oh, and all 5 have blue eyes and blond hair [if they have hair].

We went to a concert Saturday with an old friend of mine and his family. Kids loved playing together, and we got to catch up on some things. Good fun :)

Our dog had 7 puppies Thursday morning. She loves them. She has to be bribed to leave the kennel to eat, and won't leave to use the bathroom until she can't hold it in any longer [usually about 3am]. I keep thinking "just wait until the second litter" :)

Will post photos later.

List of random favorites:

Summer birthdays with pinatas, ice cream and cake, friends and family.

Anne McCaffrey- author of the Pern novels. Love her writing, still love the Dragonsong, Dragonsinger, and Dragondrums novels for YA. Wish she could write forever ;)

Brad Paisley's music- he has a tongue-in-cheek humor and a wicked way with words.

Sweet corn fresh from the cornstalk. Drizzle butter and salt on, and mmmmmmm! so good.

chocolate. Like I would ever have a "favorites" list without it ;)

iTunes. countless combinations of my favorite songs

School is starting in 3 weeks and 4 days. *doing the happy dance*

Crafts for kids, and having kids who like to do them without a lot of hands-on help from me. My job is to supervise fair distribution of supplies, and admire the results :)

making cards. Since my scrapbooking time is often limited, this gives me a chance to create something tangible in the few minutes I steal from my day.

Johnny Cash. Still love hearing his voice.

Avril Lavigne. Her latest CD is full of good music- not just a few good songs mixed with a bunch of filler music.

foreign oil?

You know, I could never get properly worked up about the US [myself in particular] being dependant on foreign oil. I mean, I try to walk wherever I can, driving only when I'm late or it's too far to be practical. However, this past week of internet woes has shown me how difficult it can be to have a problem that someone else has to fix.

A long time ago, people fixed their own things. Or their neighbors fixed their things. When I need to get my internet connection repaired, I have to call the company, spend 5-10 minutes on hold, then follow their instructions and hope that these actions will restore my link with cyberspace. After the second call in a week, I started taking notes on a paper. So *I* could try fixing the problem first, before I called and spent all that time waiting for help. And, after putting off yet another call since Monday, mostly because I was too busy to sit and wait, I called them again. While I was on hold, I thought I'd try some of the quick fixes they've told me about. Before the customer service guy had even answered my call, I was able to *on my own* get the internet back up and working! *sigh* vindication!!!

This past week, well, actually one week ago, we celebrated Morgen's birthday. My mom brought Alyson up, and my sister Emily came too. [thank you, Emily, for taking all the pictures of the party for me! And Mom, for helping supervise the kids, and watching Myles, and handing out cake and ice cream!] It was stressful for me- I really need to relax and let go of my idea of the perfect party. But it's over, and it was fun in retrospect, so I'll probably do it again next year. Having 12 kids was challenging, but not as difficult when there are a bunch of games planned for them. Have to keep that tip in mind next year for Walker's birthday party: plan about 5 more games than you think you'll need. Really, you will end up needing them ;)

And today we have yet another reunion! In Wallsburg, Utah. Which is a little town sort of by Heber. We always have the best fresh sweet corn available, thanks to Uncle Kent. Mmmmm!

Lost and found

Things I lost this past week:

* my temper [Walker dug a hole in the lawn in the front yard- absolutely forbidden, of course] ;)
* my internet connection [now fixed and working after 1 week, 6 calls to tech support, one in-person visit from tech guy, and a new cable]
* my cellphone [still missing, call Jared's number to reach me]
* my good-parent card [because of the lost temper]

Okay, so there wasn't a huge number of lost items, just very important ones in my life. And I'm planning to replace my phone this week sometime, but until then, I have Jared's. I guess what I really need to do [since this is the 2nd phone in 7 months that I've lost permanently] is have them implant the phone into my head. Sadly, this technology is not currently available.

procrastination

is a beautiful thing while I'm busy, but a horrible excuse when I'm not. Okay, I have been busy, but could have taken the time out from reading to actually post. And I tried; the pictures wouldn't cooperate.
So, this is what happened [in part] last week:
Tuesday-Thursday: camping up in Heber w/my in-laws. Wed [July4] had a huge family picnic- my mom's family- and saw one of my cousins for the first time in about 5 years. Kids got terribly muddy and had a great time exploring and playing w/each other.
Friday: unpacked, sort of, from camping. Spent time w/Jared's family. Tried to get laundry washed for Jared.
Saturday: Jared left for Colorado for a week [?may be a day or so longer, depending on drive time] Rest of the family went to his mom's family reunion. This would be the second year he's missed that reunion. I'm beginning to see a pattern... Had a great time- Walker has a 2nd cousin his same age, and they hung w/each other and had a blast!!!
Eventually got the kids home, tired and sticky, and began to wash clothes from camping trip. Dad cut down a branch on our tree- he was parking his RV in our backyard, and the branch was in the way. Also took out our mailbox while he was backing up said RV. Mom was standing right next to the mailbox, waving and shouting "STOP!" "CUT!" and there was a crunching noise, then he hopped out and said "Why didn't you tell me to stop?!?" Which set me off laughing, rather hysterically, as I was sitting on my front porch, watching. :) Later that night, I went to a crop at Vicky's house, and actually finished a few pages- thanks for all the inspiration!
Sunday: church w/family, playing games after.
Monday: I took Hyrum & Morgen to the dentist. Morgen got sealants on her molars, and Hyrum got a cavity filled. Washed a bunch more laundry, as did everybody staying w/us. Watched the fires in So. Utah get worse; then Mom, Melinda and Jon took off for St George trying to get there before the freeway closed. Had Ryan and Julianne over for Family night; they like it because they get to play w/my kids, and I like it because they play with my kids LOL. Oh, and Jared's phone prank called me 3 times, once at midnight. Apparently it misses my phone ;)
Tuesday: Rested, did more laundry, watched "Eragon" which was good, but I liked the book better.
Wednesday: Just got back from HP5. They left out a LOT of stuff, but it was still a pretty good movie. Hyrum kept saying, "I'm bored. When is it over?" which was how Morgen felt too, so they talked to each other for most of the movie. Walker was totally sucked into it, Myles ate popcorn the whole time, and I thought it was pretty good.
So, that was our week.

not one

Took my camera camping. Didn't take a single photo. Not even of all 3 of my walking children after they jumped into the river. Not even of my cousin that I haven't seen in about 5 years. We did have a blast, though. And, most amazing, the ground under my sleeping bag had *NO ROCKS* Seriously, I can never go camping again; I've used up all my luck for the rest of my life on that one.

So, we had fun. Kids got muddy, wet, dirty, cold, talked me into starting a huge fire, then got warm, dry, and noisy.

Had all my mom's family up there for a picnic on the 4th. Talked to a few of my cousins, and invited them up to my house with their kids ;). We have a yard, and water, and a box full of Otterpops, so we're ready anytime! Everybody left before dark, and we set out our blanket and watched Midway's fireworks- they set them off on a hill just out of town, and we had a perfect view from our camping spot.

Today, Myles and I headed home after loading up the car. Jared, Jon, and Dennis took the three other kids out to Strawberry Reservoir to go crawdad fishing. They'll be home about 2 hours after dark. I am clean, and thankful for hot running water. Myles is clean, slightly sunburned, and thankful for his own little bed. I'm also thankful he is taking a nap ;).

Family fun

Today is the day. The big, big day. We're going camping- all of us- for a few days. Yep, this includes Myles.
Now last year we all camped, but Myles had private accomodations, as he was still in utero. This year we're packing his bed, his diapers, his food, his clothes, and his toys [also known as "mom" and "dog"]. Oh, and the rest of us also have to take bedding, clothes, and food. Lucky for us, Jared's parents are coming with, and they are bringing the motor home. Can anybody say "running water" ? ;) So it isn't as rough as it could be.
We'll be getting dirty, and playing in the mud, and scaring the cows. Hope your 4th is equally exciting!

cute faces

Just some cute pics from the past month- Walker showing me how big his fish was:


Morgen relating her hiking knowledge:


Hyrum with a rock buddy:


Myles pulling his "excited about something" face: